i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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