It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
