I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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