Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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