And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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