Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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