It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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