you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I understand Curling. That high.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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