Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so let's talk penis.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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