It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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