stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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