I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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