don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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