I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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