I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
