PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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