She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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