I am in a vortex of obligation.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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