just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We are all done wearing pants today
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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