so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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