it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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