Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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