Life is so much better after having sex.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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