Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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