I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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