What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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