she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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