He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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