I CAN MOONWALK!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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