Porn is love you can see.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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