We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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