I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I wish I only lived at night.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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