NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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