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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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