Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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