he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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