Where did you get a picture of my penis
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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