no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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