So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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