i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
