how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The struggles of a small town man whore
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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