oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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