Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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