I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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