Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
