is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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