I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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