when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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