What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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