Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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