his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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